Hi - we're the perfect jean - the most comfortable jean in the world.

Our jean stretches (so your nuts ain't crushed)

It's soft (as a babies bottom).

It's durable (stress tested via sandblasting, tug of wars, and all manners of other horrors)

We have deep manufacturing experience (25 years) and our factories are certified to meet top worker and environmental standards.

We're looking to get more brand and product awareness through premium placements, articles, and great content. Our brand is all about making people laugh and locking them in when they realize that though we don't take ourselves seriously, the product is AWESOME!

We'll offer competitive commissions depending on the placement and content. Our average sale is ~$80.

We're looking forward to working with you!