Throw us some business and we'll throw you some cash! ThrowThings.com has items that people really want to buy with a funny, entertaining shopping experience. Departments include "Things To Throw" (everything from baseballs to bocce sets to Flyin' Screamers), Throw Your Voice (we're the #1 seller of ventriloquist dolls in the U.S.!), "Throw Backs" (cool stuff from the 50's, 60's and 70's!), "Throw Up", "Throw Your Money Away", "Throw A Party", "Throw It On The Barbie", and lots more!

ThrowThings.com has teamed up with ShareASale to offer a simple affiliate signup process, so that you can begin earning commission payments from your website as soon as possible.

If you already have a ShareASale username and password, please login here, and you will be added to our program.

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Otherwise, if you are new to ShareASale, please fill out the form below in order to join:
The process to setup an Affiliate Account is a simple 5-step process that begins with the selection of your username and password. In the future, you will use these selected words to access your ShareASale.com Affiliate Account.

Create your Username:
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The second piece of information that we need from you in Step 1 is the country of your residence. This is the country where you actually live, and where checks will be sent to you.

What country do you live in?


Please Note: Membership applications are reviewed by our staff for acceptance, and you will typically receive an email from us within 24 hours from the time that you confirm your application (by confirmation email). Our Membership Review Team will review your site for the following things in order to accept you into our network:

  • Quality site design
  • Top-Level-Domain (i.e., www.yourdomainname.com) (not required but recommended)
  • Website language (We only accept sites in English)
  • Prospective ability of your site to drive traffic to our Merchants
  • Disallowed sites include: Any illegal, porn, hate, etc... on your site, or on sites that you link to
  • Other misc. factors


Decisions made by ShareASale about membership applications are final, but you are free to re-apply if you wish in the future, should your application not be accepted. Please provide as much detail as possible when applying so that we can review your application accurately.

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