The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Make your website 35% more intelligent by offering
products from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild!

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild believes that serious subjects don’t have to be taken too seriously. We offer over 400 items, from Freudian Slippers to Salvador Dali watches to Disappearing Dr. Who Mugs. For over 15 years, people have been giving our products as gifts that are always appreciated for their wit and quality craftsmanship.


Our products are beautifully designed, with exceptional attention to graphics and details. The photos of these products will add class and playfulness to your website or blog should you choose to display them. Oh, and our stuff is a lot of fun, too!

* Over 400 unique, eye-catching products!

* 10% commission!

* 30 Day Retention for  your sales!
* Reliable company with over 15 years in the business !
* $40 average order value
* 8% conversion rate

Thanks for checking us out. Please contact hannah@advertisepurple.com for any enquiries. We look forward to working with you!